Scotty Seemingly Loses Mind With New Band Member Proposal
In a colossal show of poor judgement, Scotty, who routinely changes his mind on what the “right” number of band members for LYTD should be, has decided to hire on a huge number of new members. His idea is to have one member per each string on his guitar and Paul’s bass, as well as one person taking care of the black keys and one playing the white keys on each of Theton’s and Tuba’s keyboards. Only Sam is left to operate his own instrument, although Scotty has stated that the drums won’t be miked anymore, and will be played entirely on the backing tracks coming from the iPod…. which will be run by 8 children– each of different races.
He has made it very clear that this is strictly a live-show adjustment, and will not change the dynamic of the current politics of the band. That is to say, that when a decision has to be made, the huge band’s collective vote on a subject still only counts as one, to his fourteen.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
haha that is an awesome idea. You might as well make Scotty the queen and the rest of the band members the “worker bees”, since the suggested configuration would relate strongly to a collective run by a king/queen (i.e. The Borg from Star Trek… only Multicultural).
May 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
eheheheheheheeee….
June 1st, 2008 at 7:18 pm
That’s pretty funny.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
But in a colossal show of outstanding judgement. Scotty has managed to write some of the best music in the world.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
High five drew! I completely agree. LOve You to Death/The Pettit Project is my favourite band ever!
June 17th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Thanks for introducing me to this band drew! I wasn’t sure whta to make of them when you were talkking about them. They are so good! bye!
June 17th, 2008 at 10:17 am
You’re Welcome, and agreed. Spread their love.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:57 am
i’m a worker bee.